"Did anything important happen in class?"

I'm not the only professor who complains when students ask "Did anything important happen in class?"  My quote in yesterday's Huffington Post article on professors' pet peeves, prompted graduate student and Jane Austen fan extraordianaire, Ardis, to bring by a great poem by Tom Wayman with a similar theme.  Thanks Ardis for the poem. I'm reprinting here because it is well, rather humorous, from a professor's point of view.

Did I Miss Anything?

Tom Wayman
From:   The Astonishing Weight of the Dead. Vancouver: Polestar, 1994.

Question frequently asked by students after missing a class

Nothing. When we realized you weren't here
we sat with our hands folded on our desks
in silence, for the full two hours

        Everything. I gave an exam worth
        40 per cent of the grade for this term
        and assigned some reading due today
        on which I'm about to hand out a quiz
        worth 50 per cent

Nothing. None of the content of this course
has value or meaning
Take as many days off as you like:
any activities we undertake as a class
I assure you will not matter either to you or me
and are without purpose

        Everything. A few minutes after we began last timeA detail from The Adoration of the Magi by Edward Burne-Jones
        a shaft of light descended and an angel
        or other heavenly being appeared
        and revealed to us what each woman or man must do
        to attain divine wisdom in this life and
        the hereafter
        This is the last time the class will meet
        before we disperse to bring this good news to all people
                on earth

Nothing. When you are not present
how could something significant occur?

        Everything. Contained in this classroom
        is a microcosm of human existence
        assembled for you to query and examine and ponder
        This is not the only place such an opportunity has been
                gathered

        but it was one place

        And you weren't here